@algancao – On Flatulence

Added “borborygmi” to my spellcheck. tummy rumblings. Great word if you need a smart new way to describe impending flatulence. Just an FYI. Fri Jul 03 16:37:32
How’s your gasses? Chinese medicine differentiates digestive concerns based on the quantity and odor of said emissions.
Silent but deadly? Damp-heat. Strong odor, small quantity Burns anus. Bacterial infection? Could be dietary too, though.
Flatulence with large quantity, little odor: think “qi stagnation” or neurological/stress-induced.
September 9, 2009
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@algancao – On Korean Rhetoric

Ultimate yang becomes yin. When at the top, the only change can be down. That’s why I figure any “supreme leader” is only temporary. Fri Jun 19 17:11:57
Korean political rhetoric has better feng-shui. “Dear Leader” and “Sunshine Policy”. Nice.
September 9, 2009
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@algancao – On Extenze

@notmytao Extenze’s ingredients are known to make research rats’ balls heavier. No change in penis size, though. :)
September 9, 2009
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@algancao-on Herb Names

Just learned of a European herb: “Lobelia inflata (pukeweed)”… any wonder why it has trouble gaining popularity? Tue Jun 02 19:32:32
September 9, 2009
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@algancao-on My Twitter Name

@samv I chose “al licorice root” (algancao) because “al caterpillar fungus” was taken. :) Mon May 04 04:48:56
September 9, 2009
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